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SOJHLamb of Godzilla
2011 (WUNKROCK RECORDS)

The newest offering from Straight Outta Junior High is Lamb of Godzilla.

3 great songs! “Fantasy Football,” “If I Were Dead,” and “8th Wave”

$4

SOJHIndian Burn Records Compilation
2001 (INDIAN BURN RECORDS)

Indian Burn Records Study and Research Manual

22 tracks by local artists like SOJH, The Fonzarellies, 8th Wave, Split Second, JV Allstars, Fatty and The Twins, Cuterthans, and many more. Try finding this anywhere. Can’t do it.

$4

Songs include “Won’t Say it Again and “Crush a Lot.”

SOJHSharknocerous
2009 (WUNKROCK RECORDS)

The latest full length album from Straight Outta Junior High is Sharknocerous.

Sharknocerous, the animal, is the most fearsome creature ever created by humans. Sharknocerous, the album, is the most fearsome album ever created by SOJH

$7

Songs include “Tacoland” and “Tina Fey.”

SOJHSix Stories
2006 (WUNKROCK RECORDS) 

The brand new EP from Straight Outta Junior High is Six Stories.

6 Songs of clever rock and roll. All these songs are really long so they must be good!

$1 with purchase of any other SOJH item!

Songs include “Stuck In a Rut” and “Aerosmith.”

SOJHMongoloid Monarchy
2005 (WUNKROCK RECORDS) 

The brand new album from Straight Outta Junior High is Mongoloid Monarchy.

13 tracks dealing with debauchery, excess, addiction, frustration, failure, water sports, and professional basketball.

$7

Songs include “It’s a Brand New Day” and “Autoerotic.”

SOJHKiss of Deaf (on Fast Music /Mindset Records) 2004 

14 songs! 3 videos! enhanced sound quality and more! (CD-ROM Special Features)

Running out of these so they are rare. $10

Songs include “Happy Fun Song” and “Divas Are Skanks.”

SOJHHere’s A Ray Of Hope To Someone With An Inferiority Complex
2001 (WUNKROCK RECORDS) 

It’s Back! SOJH’s first and worst release full of stupid songs and dumb lyrics.

15 Sweet Songs dealing with all kinds of pointless drivel.

$5

Songs include “Boner” and “Hinky Dinky.”

Sharky Shirty

More fearsome than Frankenstein. More egotistical than Iron Man. More powerful than Mike’s hard Lemonade to a freshman girl. The ultimate killing machine is Sharknocerous.

Pure awesome.

$10

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Sharky Shirty

The most fearsome animal in t-shirt form with white print

Pure evil.

$10

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Don’t Mess With Texts

Say every thing you need to say in less than four letters

For those of you who are idiots and speak gibberish letter language.

$6

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Trike Kid Shirt

This kid loves trikes

For those of you who hate 3 wheeled vehicles.

$6

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SOJH Trike Kid Hoodie

This kid is 3 years old but he loves to ride his trycicle and SOJH and wear hoodies.

This Pullover Hoodie will keep you warm and say “I am cooler than you.”

$10

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